My neighbor Hengold
used to plod out
onto the frozen lake
behind our neighborhood
with a chair, a heater, and
a little blue cooler
He’d clear away the snow,
set up his spot,
and, for hours on end, stare
down into unknown fathoms
My wife said ignore him, he’s
just an old kook and
watching me watch him watch the ice
makes her feel weird
Her advice was sensible so
I ignored it
and abandoned our cabin’s cozy sunroom
for a trip out onto the ice
He greeted me warily
I asked him what was hiding down
under the glimmering sheen, and learned
he was looking for a girl
gone away long decades ago
- a mermaid, he added, frowning
at my poorly-concealed chuckle
I asked how he intended to catch her and
he nudged the cooler with his rubber boot
that’s when I noticed the stench
But before I could ascertain its contents
he’d returned to his staring
more intently, now, and
I made my way home wishing
I hadn’t laughed
Some weeks later I saw ol’ Hengold
one last time
setting up camp
to wait for his beloved
and to my eternal regret
I left my spying spot to sign for a package
when I returned, Hengold had gone
leaving no trace
except a turned-over chair
by a rift in the ice,
and a mangled blue cooler
all bloody inside
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